wednesday is bring your crowbar to work day

On wednesday the CERN Particle accelerator goes live.  Bring your crowbar to work in case something goes wrong.*

*kids, always remember to wear your HEV suit.


  1. I can't easily find what time this is supposed to happen--being in another time zone, I may not be at work and don't want to make the critical mistake of leaving my crowbar at work.

  2. I suggest buying three crowbars. Leave one at home, one at work, and one in your car. That way you're covered. Don't worry if you can't take your crowbar on the plane--there will be a suitably dramatic opportunity to re-arm yourself.